Like any good Internet meme, there comes a point of saturation where sheer delight turns to absolute disgust and overload. Take that sheer disgust and multiply it by three and there you have it: Charlie Sheen.
So, putting it simply, I’ve totally bought into the, freshly freed of the burden of making a television show, Charlie Sheen hype.
I have to admit that I’m loathe to pay any attention to celebrity meltdowns, but it would seem that Sheen has been sweeping our nation, invading our homes and businesses, spreading like a fog via seemingly innocuous sites.
In the latest sign of the coming apocalypse, the “unemployed” actor has announced via Twitter that he is “looking to hire a “#winning social media intern with #TigerBlood.” That lucky someone will help him keep his more than 2 million new followers up-to-date — and likely be asked to assist Sheen in a plethora of illegal and incriminating activities.
Unlike Sheen, if you weren’t born with Adonis DNA, and don’t really have tiger blood coursing through your veins, then this Tiger Blood image will allow you to compensate….
So to all you brave men and certifiably insane women who want to get in on the hell-train that is Charlie Sheen — and obviously there will be a staggering number of you — feel free to apply here. The deadline is March 11. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.
As a member of the Internet community, all I know is that as long as Sheen keeps cranking out amazing quotes like, “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin,” he will have a home in my Twitter feed.
#FAIL
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